Silly Con Valley - Startup simulator
Quiet signalThe satirical startup sim where you burn VC cash & pivot
Launched 1mo ago
Signal
18
Velocity
21
What this means
20%Vote pace is below typical for this category.
Running at 20% of comparable launches.
16Founder Conviction Index: 16 — low signal.
Few of the conviction sub-signals (reputation, velocity, buyer-intent, tagline clarity) are firing yet.
Prediction
Top-5 finish probability
9%
today
Projected end-of-day votes
2range 2–3
Trajectory
stable
Not enough snapshots yet to detect trajectory.
Speed vs peers
0.2×
123 comparable launches
About
Survive the burn rate, pitch ruthless VCs, and manage 21 neurotic CEO archetypes.A satirical startup simulator and retro VC pitch battler. Hire 10x devs, dodge SEC probes, burn investor millions, and out-pitch Sand Hill VCs before your runway hits zero. From garage grind to glorious IPO—or catastrophic bankruptcy. Play Silly Con Valley — the 80s retro startup simulator for iPhone & iPad. Download free on the App Store!
Attention & discussion velocity
Not enough snapshots yet. Run the snapshot worker every 15 min to build the time-series.
Performance
Pace needs two or more snapshots. This launch has 1, so velocity and momentum read as unmeasured rather than zero.
Velocity—
not measured
Momentum—
not measured
Virality—
not measured
Engagement—
not measured
Signal sources
1 of 6 active- Launch tracking1 reading since we picked it up
- AI analysisnot yet enriched
- Comment intelligencethread not yet analysed
- Outside discussionnot checked — domain is a storefront or shared
- Revenue signalsno match on this domain
- Editorial scoringbelow the signal threshold for this pass
A source that found nothing is a measurement. A source that has not run is a gap. Neither means the launch lacks the thing.