RoastWeb

Early signal

Roast your SEO, speed, security and AI-search readiness

Launched 12h ago

Signal

Velocity

What this means

+95%Launching in a 95% WoW growing category.

Developer Tools had 367 launches this week vs 188 last.

20Founder Conviction Index: 20 — low signal.

Few of the conviction sub-signals (reputation, velocity, buyer-intent, tagline clarity) are firing yet.

Prediction

Top-5 finish probability

today

Projected end-of-day votes

11range 8–15

Trajectory

stable

Vote pace holding steady.

Speed vs peers

1.1×

7 B2B SaaS launches

About

Roast your website's SEO, speed and security, then fix it. One brutally honest audit checks Core Web Vitals, technical SEO, keywords, accessibility, security, and how ready your site is for AI search (ChatGPT, Perplexity, Google AI Overviews). Every problem is explained in plain English, and one click turns the fixes into a ready-to-paste prompt for Claude or Cursor. The free tier shows your full score and everything that's wrong, no signup. The honest alternative to PageSpeed Insights.

AI Summary

RoastWeb is a web app that provides a comprehensive audit of a website's SEO, speed, security, and AI-search readiness. It offers actionable insights and one-click fixes, with a free tier that displays full scores and issues without requiring signup.

Attention & discussion velocity

Performance

Velocity0

Vote pace vs average

Momentum6

Sustained over 6h

Virality0

Spread × engagement

Engagement—

not measured

Editorial read

Scored deterministically. Only candidates that fire a story trigger are sent to a model, so this one has no written angle.

ThinLittle evidence and no strong angle. Nothing to build on yet.

115/8

Timeliness5%100

carried 7%

Trend20%49

carried 27%

Novelty15%21

carried 20%

Business15%17

carried 20%

Story20%0

carried 27%

Not measured · 3 of 8

Revenue10%—

Founder10%—

Cross-platform5%—

Gaps in our data, not findings about the product. Their weight is redistributed across the 5 we did measure.

measuredmeasured, zeronot measured

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Signal sources

3 of 6 active

Launch tracking4 readings since we picked it up
AI analysisB2B SaaS
Comment intelligencethread not yet analysed
Outside discussionnot checked — domain is a storefront or shared
Revenue signalsno match on this domain
Editorial scoring10% evidence coverage

A source that found nothing is a measurement. A source that has not run is a gap. Neither means the launch lacks the thing.