roastmy.cv
Quiet signalYour CV's harshest critic and its best coach
Launched 3d ago
Signal
17
Velocity
0
What this means
+100%Launching in a 100% WoW growing category.
Artificial Intelligence had 506 launches this week vs 0 last.
14Founder Conviction Index: 14 — low signal.
Few of the conviction sub-signals (reputation, velocity, buyer-intent, tagline clarity) are firing yet.
Prediction
Top-5 finish probability
4%
today
Projected end-of-day votes
2range 2–3
Trajectory
stable
Vote pace holding steady.
Speed vs peers
0.7×
179 comparable launches
About
Upload your CV, get a witty roast in seconds, then genuinely useful feedback a career coach would give. No login, no CV storage, free. Also does ATS format/keyword checks, job-posting red-flag scans, cover letter generation, and CV-vs-LinkedIn consistency checks.
Attention & discussion velocity
Performance
Velocity0
Vote pace vs average
Momentum0
Sustained over 6h
Virality0
Spread × engagement
Engagement—
not measured
Signal sources
1 of 6 active- Launch tracking4 readings since we picked it up
- AI analysisnot yet enriched
- Comment intelligencethread not yet analysed
- Outside discussionwe looked, found nothing
- Revenue signalsno match on this domain
- Editorial scoringbelow the signal threshold for this pass
A source that found nothing is a measurement. A source that has not run is a gap. Neither means the launch lacks the thing.