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Launched 12h ago
Signal
31
Velocity
0
What this means
+500%Launching in a 500% WoW growing category.
Funny had 6 launches this week vs 1 last.
17Founder Conviction Index: 17 — low signal.
Few of the conviction sub-signals (reputation, velocity, buyer-intent, tagline clarity) are firing yet.
Prediction
Top-5 finish probability
8%
today
Projected end-of-day votes
8range 6–11
Trajectory
stable
Vote pace holding steady.
Speed vs peers
1.2×
7 Consumer App launches
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Attention & discussion velocity
Performance
Velocity0
Vote pace vs average
Momentum3
Sustained over 6h
Virality0
Spread × engagement
Engagement—
not measured
Editorial read
Scored deterministically. Only candidates that fire a story trigger are sent to a model, so this one has no written angle.
ThinLittle evidence and no strong angle. Nothing to build on yet.
136/8
Timeliness5%100
carried 6%
Novelty15%51
carried 18%
Trend20%50
carried 24%
Founder10%25
carried 12%
Business15%9
carried 18%
Story20%0
carried 24%
Not measured · 2 of 8
Revenue10%—
Cross-platform5%—
Gaps in our data, not findings about the product. Their weight is redistributed across the 6 we did measure.
measuredmeasured, zeronot measured
Full audit →Signal sources
3 of 6 active- Launch tracking4 readings since we picked it up
- AI analysisConsumer App
- Comment intelligencethread not yet analysed
- Outside discussionnot checked — domain is a storefront or shared
- Revenue signalsno match on this domain
- Editorial scoring12% evidence coverage
A source that found nothing is a measurement. A source that has not run is a gap. Neither means the launch lacks the thing.
