Receipt of Regret
Quiet signalBuy nothing. Regret everything. $1, itemised.
Launched 3d ago
Signal
17
Velocity
0
What this means
+400%Launching in a 400% WoW growing category.
Side Project had 5 launches this week vs 1 last.
14Founder Conviction Index: 14 — low signal.
Few of the conviction sub-signals (reputation, velocity, buyer-intent, tagline clarity) are firing yet.
Prediction
Top-5 finish probability
4%
today
Projected end-of-day votes
2range 2–3
Trajectory
stable
Not enough snapshots yet to detect trajectory.
Speed vs peers
0.7×
13 comparable launches
About
A store that sells exactly one thing: a numbered thermal receipt for the experience of buying it. It measures the time you wasted on the page and prints it, along with dopamine received (0.00), one unit of regret, your own line in full, a barcode and a place on the public wall. The first 100 are stamped Founding Regretter. No refunds. You knew what this was.
Attention & discussion velocity
Performance
Velocity0
Vote pace vs average
Momentum0
Sustained over 6h
Virality0
Spread × engagement
Engagement—
not measured
Signal sources
1 of 6 active- Launch tracking2 readings since we picked it up
- AI analysisnot yet enriched
- Comment intelligencethread not yet analysed
- Outside discussionnot checked — domain is a storefront or shared
- Revenue signalsno match on this domain
- Editorial scoringbelow the signal threshold for this pass
A source that found nothing is a measurement. A source that has not run is a gap. Neither means the launch lacks the thing.