Michel Roast
Quiet signalA funny magazine-style report on your WhatsApp group
Launched 16d ago
Signal
17
Velocity
0
What this means
50%Vote pace is below typical for this category.
Running at 50% of comparable launches.
14Founder Conviction Index: 14 — low signal.
Few of the conviction sub-signals (reputation, velocity, buyer-intent, tagline clarity) are firing yet.
Prediction
Top-5 finish probability
3%
today
Projected end-of-day votes
2range 2–3
Trajectory
stable
Vote pace holding steady.
Speed vs peers
0.5×
112 comparable launches
About
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Attention & discussion velocity
Performance
Velocity0
Vote pace vs average
Momentum0
Sustained over 6h
Virality0
Spread × engagement
Engagement—
not measured
Signal sources
1 of 6 active- Launch tracking3 readings since we picked it up
- AI analysisnot yet enriched
- Comment intelligencethread not yet analysed
- Outside discussionnot checked — domain is a storefront or shared
- Revenue signalsno match on this domain
- Editorial scoringbelow the signal threshold for this pass
A source that found nothing is a measurement. A source that has not run is a gap. Neither means the launch lacks the thing.