Dameter

Early signal

Don't move. Stare at your phone. Get graded by a sloth.

Launched 12d ago

Signal

Velocity

What this means

+60%Launching in a 60% WoW growing category.

Entertainment had 16 launches this week vs 10 last.

10Founder Conviction Index: 10 — low signal.

Few of the conviction sub-signals (reputation, velocity, buyer-intent, tagline clarity) are firing yet.

Prediction

Top-5 finish probability

today

Projected end-of-day votes

4range 3–5

Trajectory

stable

Vote pace holding steady.

Speed vs peers

1.3×

133 Consumer App launches

About

Your laziness finally has a number. Dameter reads your steps, distance, active calories and Screen Time, then grades your day out of 500: the less you move and the longer you stare at your phone, the higher you score. Ranks go from F all the way up to SSS, and SSS takes a truly heroic amount of doing nothing. Your grader is Namataro, a slightly lonely sloth who writes in his diary every day, whether you show up or not. It's a joke app, but he takes the job very seriously. Free on iPhone.

AI Summary

Dameter is an iOS app that tracks steps, distance, active calories, and screen time to assign a daily laziness score out of 500. Users are graded by a virtual sloth character, Namataro, with ranks from F to SSS based on their inactivity.

Attention & discussion velocity

Performance

Velocity0

Vote pace vs average

Momentum0

Sustained over 6h

Virality0

Spread × engagement

Engagement—

not measured

Signal sources

2 of 6 active

Launch tracking10 readings since we picked it up
AI analysisConsumer App
Comment intelligencethread not yet analysed
Outside discussionnot checked — domain is a storefront or shared
Revenue signalsno match on this domain
Editorial scoringbelow the signal threshold for this pass

A source that found nothing is a measurement. A source that has not run is a gap. Neither means the launch lacks the thing.