
A live office for your AI agents, read-only by design
Watch Claude Code, Codex, Gemini CLI and Paperclip agents work in a live office: they sit down and type, raise a hand or line up at your desk when they need you, and go to the lounge when done. KPI board for your tasks, Telegram alerts with the agent's questions, phone view, pixel or HD themes, real faces, your logo. One command (npx), zero dependencies, MIT. Read-only by design: it only watches; the one optional write is your own Telegram reply, posted as a comment.
Scored deterministically. Only candidates that fire a story trigger are sent to a model, so this one has no written angle.
Gaps in our data, not findings about the product. Their weight is redistributed across the 5 we did measure.
A source that found nothing is a measurement. A source that has not run is a gap. Neither means the launch lacks the thing.