Brain Rot Posts
Quiet signalHave a fruit fly judge your Linkedin posts
Launched 4d ago
Signal
14
Velocity
21
What this means
50%Vote pace is below typical for this category.
Running at 50% of comparable launches.
+24800%Launching in a 24800% WoW growing category.
OpenAI Day had 249 launches this week vs 1 last.
20Founder Conviction Index: 20 — low signal.
Few of the conviction sub-signals (reputation, velocity, buyer-intent, tagline clarity) are firing yet.
Prediction
Top-5 finish probability
11%
today
Projected end-of-day votes
2range 2–3
Trajectory
stable
Not enough snapshots yet to detect trajectory.
Speed vs peers
0.5×
72 comparable launches
About
Paste your LinkedIn post. A real fruit fly brain rates it. The more rotten the post, the more the fly loves it. This is based on FlyWire which mapped every neuron in an adult fruit fly brain. Here's how we wired up it's senses against your Linkedin posts: 🍬 Sugar — click baits and humblebrags. 🧪 Bitter — facts and numbers 👃 Smell — AI slop and tapestry 👂 Hearing — SHOUTING, exclamation marks!!! 👁 Sight — emoji and bullet points
Attention & discussion velocity
Not enough snapshots yet. Run the snapshot worker every 15 min to build the time-series.
Performance
Pace needs two or more snapshots. This launch has 1, so velocity and momentum read as unmeasured rather than zero.
Velocity—
not measured
Momentum—
not measured
Virality—
not measured
Engagement—
not measured
Signal sources
1 of 6 active- Launch tracking1 reading since we picked it up
- AI analysisnot yet enriched
- Comment intelligenceno discussion to analyse
- Outside discussionnot checked — domain is a storefront or shared
- Revenue signalsno match on this domain
- Editorial scoringbelow the signal threshold for this pass
A source that found nothing is a measurement. A source that has not run is a gap. Neither means the launch lacks the thing.